Sure, anyone can lug a tub of "spring greens mix" and a bottle of ranch dressing on the table. But you're not anyone, are you? Step up your salad game without breaking a sweat with this honey crisp salad recipe.
What is it about martinis that just make you feel elegant? Your lunch might have been a collection of cheetos and fries you found on the floor of you car, but if you wash it down with a martini you feel like the epitome of chic.
Show your man some love, cocktail style (I'm too embarrassed to point out the pun here because I'm such a dainty fucking lady so you'll have to read into it yourself).
